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the Insult song (swearing)

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I made this song based on a mary poppins theme.
my challenge was to get as many different swear words in as possible. I know its gay, but hopefully its worthy of a laugh.

P.S. zerobombers, this song is about you :)

Lyrics:

(Intro vocals)

Most people in the world today just haven't got a clue!
Can't take a hint, and won't fuck off so this is what you do!
You take a breath and think about what insult you can use
So many swearwords you can say, and here are just a few

Wanker, dick head, retard, bitch, cock, queer, slut, faggot, boob
An Ass hat, ball sack, spanner back, an anorak, I Pwn U suck my dick you Splooge
You Shit face, dumbass, prick, pussy, cum, twat, cunt, vaginal belch
Bugger, tit, bastard, Git, piss off you slag, Vanessa feltz.

(vocal filler)

Sometimes insults just don't work, and you can get irate!
End up in a corner crying whilst you masturbate,
But put your chin up, be a man, have another go!
Heres a few more insults for you, some im sure you'll know!

You're a dipshit, scrotum, ho, skank, scumbag, fucknut, ass wipe, ringpiece
you're a grilled dick sandwich, peeled off plaster puss filled sputum ball of grease
A shrivelled foreskin, mouldy clit, a smutty, nutty, gritty little cluster fuck
A stanky ass child rapist, smegma pile of rotting guts YAUCH!.

(vocal filler)

Okay now its time to go but just before I leave
I think there's something you should know, a secret about me.
Just by laughing at this song, you're politically incorrect
Because Your making fun of someone singing with turrets'!
BOLLOCKS!
wanker, Cunt, prick, cock, faggot, fanny flicker, donkey flange, anus, penis, slag,
Vaginosis, rectal discharge, twat, crap, turd, piss, shit , jizz, pussy, fucker, bogey
Bugger, prat, git, chode, ball sack, anorak, I think cancers funny
And if you think that its wrong go suck your mothers cunny!
Go suck your mummas CUNT!

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NOW WE'RE GOING TO HELL!

666/5



Art.

69/10
Phantom Critic


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No. Just... no. No joke is worth spewing garbage to make it happen...



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I'm only 11 and I find this song a TRUE WORK of art. THIS my friends, is the true side of music.
Keep it up Stalag. Love your work!


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Stalagmite
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Uploaded
Sep 28, 2010
11:40 AM EDT
Genre
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1.4 MB
1 min 45 sec

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