I was browsing through some forums the other day and was amazed by the amount of Trolls lurking around generally causing havoc.

So in response i wrote a Big Band style song about the evil's or Trolling

lyrics are as follows:

Time to go on the Net today
The Trolls those I-net trolls

Join the forums of my favourite things
The Trolls those forum trolls

I write a post and to my dismay
theres a bunch of noobs calling me gay
Oh Emm Gee did he say that to me?
or to all of the community.

so confused by the hate reviews I dont know
The trolls those stinking trolls

If i send abuse back does that make me
A Troll a Noobish Troll

I flag this twat and he writes back
that he is laying in my girl's rack
Admins, Moderators, ban this man quickly
before he kills my family or so he says

The Trolls those I-NET Trolls
The Trolls the fucking Trolls

Spending their months calling people c***s
The Trolls those foul mouthed Trolls

Immature, annoying, childish, boring
The Trolls those stupid Trolls

Give em a smack for their racial spats
and give em a whack for their lame ass rants
alot of the time their only crime
is being a little shit online.

who acts like they have a stick up their crack
The Trolls The Trolls

who thinks they're funny but they're really the punchline
The Trolls The Trolls

How do we prevent such a blatent attack
from a big fat hairy ball sack
we can choose to ignore but if thats a chore
blam, flag, ban, slag, anything to drive them away

The Trolls those I-NET Trolls
The Trolls the fucking Trolls

Enjoy

Ash Tarrant
(Sasha Tarquin)