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Ice Cream Man!

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

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Interesring

Well that was interesting I think the lyrics are notbad and are kind of nifty I wouldn't mind hearing some rymes in there even but as you said this is your final of this one you have some good lyrics on this one and a nice track indeed hope to hear more from you

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
Some small changes but if your happy with this then no need for changes

~X~



This is the best thing ever, I like the way it rhymes. And how funny it is.


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I love this song so much


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Dudes... I don't know how to say that Izack is dead. Yesterday... :°


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WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS BEFORE D:<

This is the best part of PoM2 and that's certainly saying something.


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Downloads
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Score
4.37 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 24, 2009
5:39 PM EDT
Genre
Miscellaneous
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec

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