I really, really couldn't think of a name for this. Everything I tried came out sounding like some stuck-up artist that painted a black cube, declared it art, and named it 'The Twelve Mongooses' or some such garbage. So I called it 'pretentious name'. That works.

I hope this gets through sooner than the last one, which was approved so glacially it fell off the bottom of the new submission chart before it even saw the light of day.