"I'm a Nerd"
Artist: Rod Pool
Album: Confessions of a twisted but yet relate able mind

I'm a nerd
haven't you heard
I can't speak Klingon
that's just observed

the millennium falcon
made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
I love sex X X X
the flux compositor
is what allows time travel
as Snake Plisnkin
tries scape from LA

I go to see movies
based on comic book
so I can bitch on my blog
how much they left out
I don't think
your opinion matters

I'm very opinionated
about current affairs
I'm afraid of Chuck Norris
late infomercial
oh by the way
I own like 5 shamwows
waow wao waoooh

I play drinking games
with Canada dry
all of my friends
I met online
I have a real life replica
of the plasma sword from Halo
I sing a long to every
Journey song

I'm a nerd
haven't you heard
that is word
I'm a nerd
haven't you heard
I use that like its a practical verb
I'm a nerd
haven't you heard

I alphabetized my
collection of porn
and some hentai too
as well as my Pokemon
I don't like rpgs
I'm a level 9 paladin
on weekends at LARP

I play drinking games
with Canada dry
all of my friends
I met online
my girlfriend lives
in Japan