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Cock Blocker

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completely improv its the cock blocker

when you are in a party
having such a good time
and out of nowhere
comes into this party
someone that just
blows your mind
you want to
do nasty things to her anus
and vagina
do terrible things
but then after you
didn't think there couldn't be
any a mother fucker
instead there's
some well a
cock blocker

a mother fucker
cock blocker

your got your game on
its ready to go
this chick is so into you
and your good to go
but oout of nowhere
her bitch ass friend
comes up whit her thing
and ruins everything

and you look her in her eyes
and say
I want to
fuck you tonight
and her friend would stand inside
in the middle I guess
and stop it
that's a cock blocker

cock blocker

never gets laid
she's just standing there
pretending she is gay
but in reality
she wants to sink her teeth
into you cock
that's why she's the cock blocker
blockin some cocks

she's a cock blocker

the cock blocker is been checking you out
she knows that you want to make out
with her best friend and she will stop it
at all cost
with no just cause
or just cuz
is just cuz
she"s a cock blocker

she's a
cock blocker x3
she blocks 'em dicks

fuck it
fuck the cock blocker
I don't like her
she's nobodies friend

she's a cock blocking
fucking cock blocker

she has business cards printed
with cock blocker for profession

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What a terribly fantastic song. I was laughing to whole time. Good job



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Jan 6, 2009
10:39 PM EST
Voice Demo
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3.7 MB
4 min 4 sec

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