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Not Everyone Has A Girlfriend

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This song is about meeting girls, getting excited and subsequently being disappointed again and again; finally "taking matters into your own hands" (A trademarked Quarl idea).

All of the piano in this song was done in one drunken take at 3am with no correction or quantisation involved. Good luck listening to it, its long as fuck. Its also shit!

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I feel kinda depressed now

I want a girl friend!!! >:(

anyways, lovely song - amazing emotion, and the birds gave the morning feel - or a meadow, or just being alone and free;
though maybe lower the birds' volume?

well done
good night

curriemaster responds:

Cheers for the revew man. This song is pretty shit TBH its just dicking around on the piano with a nightingale track (too loudly as you suggest) layered over it. AHh well Ill leave it up but its going to go in the "Stupid" pile. Cheers again :)


That was the best damn hand job I've received since the last time I've received a hand job. Thanks!

Also, nice track. I don't really know anything about piano or melody for that matter, so I can't really give any feed back in that aspect, but some additional strings or pads would have been nice.

curriemaster responds:

Yes Quarl additional instruments WOULD have been nice, but Im afraid that goes against my religious beliefs. Cheers for the review though, the last 1 minute is what I like to call Quarl-time.


Reminds me of a sexual experience I once had. In a field, surrounded by children.

Take out the birds! NO MORE BIRDS CHIRPING.
Good song though!


curriemaster responds:

Yo Tud thanks for the review. This song is really quite shit and stupid I was sort of trying to prove a point. Just listened to it again today and the birdsong is retarded. I will definitely take it out or at least turn it down. Anyway thanks for listening buttfor!

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Jan 23, 2009
12:14 PM EST
File Info
6.9 MB
7 min 33 sec

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