I came up with this in my cooking class/lab today, part of it is scripted, but some of it I came up with on the spot as I was recording this (also, 11:40 pm, my bad)
I used audacity to reduce some of the static in the audio, and it sounds quite alright to me, I wonder what you'll think.
Enjoy.
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