So I had this friend in middle school, he was my best friend until he moved away. He had an obsession with Carl Wheezer and laxatives so we made up this story that combines the two, now I'm sharing it to you. Also, Rylan if your listing to this, which I doubt since you probably don't know about NG. But if you do find this, you were a legend.
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