did you know shot glasses are actually edible? the cheeky bartenders just don't want you to know cause they want to themselves after hours, but that glass is no spectacle just for eye candy. its a complete match for your palate after you've contested your shot. an honorary crunchy treat after your spicy drink. just mind to crunch first, swallow later. you gotta chew it into the size of pop rocks to get the best of both worlds. the grainy texture placed as an wake up call for that numb mouth and the aftertaste of what you drank to ready you up for your next one. now you know and you're ready to one up those greedy tenders.
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