ONE OF THE BEST NG RAP SONGS™
Verse 1: maxxjamez:
Said he a gangster like Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
What????
I know that he aint shit, i met that boy offline
I talk my shit i do my time i pay the fines
Shal said he gon fuck him, then the boy started crying
The internet not gon save you, why you trying?????
Thers nothing wrong with NSFW art, YOU just WRONG for LYING
Im in my bag im not tired yet
Newgrounds Rapper, got it tatted on my chest
All these twitter posts you ARE NOT A THREAT xD
Why you apologizing we are not upset
It’s not depression….you’ve just never had no sex xD
It’s funny how these nerds on the internet got you pressed.
Verse 2: Shal:
Yeah. Yeah, louder, louder. Yeah this dude is pressed. Yo.
Delete this track if you support Israel.
Delete this track if you want dudes to give you a handjob. With cum on it. With cum on the handjob. (yo) On your mouth.
Then ima let my friends pop off. Ima be real quick with it. Aight, hewego.
Verse 3: Wailer:
rap shit got you stressed
out NG keep yo head out
don't be tryna run away you just know you gon get sniffed out
cumstains that you left out 3 X, that shit's spelt out
don't show yourself around here go back to the cave from where you crept out
Verse 3: Shal:
If he can say the N word, then I can say the hard R.
You say you're fucking gangster? But wont even write a fucking bar.
Rappin' about you is easy dude.
It makes my dick hard.
I was thinking of rapping about Johnny again but... That dudes a retard!
I have no problem being Newgrounds number one enemy.
Boy you wanna tweet at me?
Man you don't fuck with me.
This raps shits easy.
Brush your teeth bitch.
ninjamuffin99:
how you wanna turn this into something its not
crying when someone takes shots?
(corny)
go runnin to tom nose runnin with snot
it dont look very thug when you lookin for cops
im just tryna freak it with my homies on gahd
imma pull up with my squad, my whole block
watchu got?
hit the boys with the little button to block?
go write a whole blog type a whole lot
catch you on my feed im seeing nothing but slop
we got shooters like we strong like we scotch
u hungover alone
got no hair on your top
we got beautiful locks
call it hair of the dogs
so dont play with my dawgs
bro dont play with my dawgs!
cuz all the homies all the shooters we all got the same opps
wailer:
-interlude beauty-
maxxjamez:
Tattoos on my legs and tattoos on my arms, im armored up
Its funny that you really think we give a fuck xD
Its funny you went MIA, you giving up
Now prove your worth……..
Drop down give me 20 push ups
Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha
Im laughing loud
I know what you want, i got money, im a cash cow
Go outside, i shut down i zip my mouth, i dont like crowds
She met me IRL and she got aroused
NO CLOUT
YOU NOT GONNA GET NO CLOUT
NO CLOUT
NO FREE CLOUT
NO CLOUT
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NO CLOUT
CLOUT DENIED
YOU DONT GET NO CLOUT
CLOUT DENIED
NO FREE CLOUT
NO CLOUT
YOU’RE NOT GONNA GET NO CLOUT
ZERO CLOUT
NO CLOUT ALLOWED
ninjamuffin99:
Five foot nothin bro belong in little league
he’s talkin his shit on his tweets
hard R
wigger please
Joe-mega:
Fulp forgive me for what I’m about to do.
But a certain bad little boy needs to be taken to school.
He was mistaken for cool until the whole world saw
When he lost his mind, made em drop their jaw.
Made em hit us with the law and
threw the whole damn book at us.
How the fuck we stay raw?
When we all stay cookin’ this!
Now look at this!
He mad at RGP?
How you shook at this?
He sent an EMOJI…
Lost your mind when you hit the crack pipe.
I’m cracked, right?
Now hit this dudes room with the blacklight.
Check it out, the whole room turn to flat white.
Porn addiction too strong
He just cant fight.
Baby pissed, baby angry, baby hated again.
Baby got mad, screamed on twitter, alienated his friends.
Now don’t be scared of me bro,
Worst I’ll do is rap at ya.
But yap again and I’ll have to clap back at cha’.
So knock it off with all the dick swingin’, chest puffin’,
loud mouthin’, do nothin’, porn watching,
glue huffing, bell ringin’, round over.
Yeah, I’m done crushin’.
Turn the heat up now,
you get baked by a ninjamuffin.
Snackers:
Hey, it's Snackers, not even a rapper
Only on this beat to make my racks grow faster
Got a TV show, so I guess I'm an actor
Pot head, half baked, lookin' like Chappelle
Rollin' up a blunt with that fire from hell
Still ignorant, still hit a bitch
Newgrounds, Fella, so I still don't give a shit
Catch me in the back with Miley on my lap
Bong rips as I feel on that little bitch cat
Hah, fella came through with a 9 bar real quick
Just for the bitches, little bit of money in my pocket
Fuck it, Newgrounds
Yeah, fuck tha
ninjamuffin99:
Astro
Yuh, yuh, yuh
Without me?
Jose would be whippin’ in the express… F… E… D…
(fedex?)
Cause his ass has been a hater bro
Brothers pushin’ 60 tweetin’ teens!
Call 1-800… F… E… D…
(the feds…?)
I’m just playin’, Jose! You know I love you.
(Mind… CHAMBER!!)
You know I love you Jose, you know I’m playin’.
You know I’m just trickin’ around.
Ayo hol’ up I got some shit to say about wade
Ay, Wade Fulp… Fulp pussy ass-...
(Sound of man unknown man screaming out of car)
White boy, sit down, stop
Put yo phone on lock.
Get back to your job
Go pick up a mop
I’ll get back to mine
Fill the chequing with some naughts
Shocked? nah
You doin’ nothin bro
There’s nothing that you got.
If my hustle was just hostin’ a pod,
I’d be taking out the glock.
Mouth in the barrel, I’d be taking the shot.
Wandaboy:
xin got no swag he corny corny goofball
standing on my money he look up to me…im too tall.
I got cash, my pockets they go deeper, (pause)
Take a bald mans soul, xin reaper
No rizz, made your own girl leave
Lost your podcast, lost yo light
And put the people to sleep
Burned your bridges just to burn some crack,
Lost all your swag now we finna clap back.
ninjamuffin made first instrumental
kawaisprite made the other 2
art by @mkmaffo
ONE OF THE BEST NG RAP SONGS™
This will be friday night funkin in 2016♿
this is ass
you guys are OBSESSED with me, sheesh !! LOL
Really cool. Also, I'm very stupid, you y'all flaming??
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