Megadeth Vibes, love it
-the eighth day of Shitsmas-
"Hey Santa, your ass is mine now, bitch!"
On December 24th, Santa Claus came to visit the Smiths
While dropping off presents, he went to check on Elizabeth
He creeped upstairs, to get into her room
But his fat ass footsteps made a loud ass boom!
Her little brother, Jimmy, came to investigate the sounds
But he would soon regret it, right as Mr. Claus turned around
His fat ass gut slammed Jimmy and knocked him down the stairs
Broke his neck, his back, and little knee, and he was just gasping for air
Mr. and Mrs. Smith are taking Santa Claus to court
They’re gonna get every penny he's worth
So Santa, you better hire yourself a lawyer
You’d better call Saul, or you’re in hot water!
Santa was found guilty and convicted on all counts
So then they had to transport him straight to the jailhouse
In prison, he was met with every naughty kid who got coal
Well, I can’t say much, but now Santa’s got a much wider asshole
He met up with some kids who used to be nice
They respected him cause he made their shitty lives better for one night
They started a gang and called it “Saint Nick’s Elves”
They all made shanks and decided to give the naughty boys some hell
But everyone got in trouble, their sentences prolonged
None of them had thought that what they had done was really any wrong
But Santa got a gift of his own from the mayor
“Santa Claus, we’re gonna let you out on good behaviour.”
Mr. and Mrs. Smith are taking Santa Claus to court
They’re gonna get every penny he's worth
Santa did his time and got out fast
You’d better be nice, or Santa’s gonna kick your ass!
"Oh my god, did you hear what he did? I'm not letting him in my house, or near my kids after that little slip-up, ugh!"
"I don't know, he could be innocent for all we know! It might just be cancel culture at this point..."
"Fuck that, you know what he did!"
Public perception of him was never the same
He alone took all of the blame
Nobody would let him in their house again
Christmas seems to have met its end
Santa got depressed, and missed his jail buddies
He went to a random guy on the street who yelled, “Whaddya want from me?”
He knocked that fucker’s lights out, and made his head spin
Now he’s back in the prison again
And he likes it!
Megadeth Vibes, love it
tysm, I love megadeth
I like the edgy guitar riff at :17 and the crisp drums. The intro vocals were a bit cheesy, but the lyrics starting at around :35 are very amusing. Sometimes the vocals don't come through very clearly in the mix, though - ideally, they should be a little more front-and-center than the guitars. The snare could also sound a bit punchier in the mix. The solo at 3:18 is great, and generally the composition here is really strong. Despite my complaints about the production quality, the rugged and gritty texture of the piece are really enjoyable. Keep it up, guys! ^_^
Solid groove, funny lyrics and a badass solo. Nice one!
thank you so much!
That Guitar Solo *chef kiss*. But yeah this one came out real good.
ty!
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