Such a festive song.They should play this over the radio so all the children can hear.Very Noice.
Ooh, Mariah, can’t wait to get inside ya
Pop out them tits, let’s make a Christmas hit
All I want for Christmas is you to stop singing
Your mouth can do better work, you know what I’m thinking
Ever since you and I broke up,
I still wanna fuck
Guess I’m out of luck
So I hope I can forget you
Oh, my God, it’s November!
Christmas songs come on before December!
And now I have to hear her again!
They let her out of her cage again!
Mariah Carey is uncaged!
Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z must be saved!
Mariah’s got me in a rage!
I hate!
“Don’t do this man,
You can save yourself for Doja Cat
Mariah’s worth a lot of money”
Oh, I don’t care, you’re dead, honey!
God, I need to get that song out my head
Fuck, I keep on seeing only red
So I’m gonna aim at her head
And paint the town red
“Did you kill Mariah Carey?”
“Yes.”
“Why did you kill her?”
“I was sick of hearing her every year on the radio.”
“Sorry son, she survived.”
“What?!”
I write to you from prison
In here, I am dead
You aren’t
You are alive, damn it
Well, at least you’re ugly now.
Such a festive song.They should play this over the radio so all the children can hear.Very Noice.
It takes me back to the good ol' days...wait, no, there are no good ol' days. I hate everything. Nevermind.
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