lyrics:

everythings mintier in the usa

everythings mintier in the united states

youll never find anything mintier anywhere

than in the united states of america

lets take a look in the gas station

to see what we can find to fill our mint craving

we got all the classics but what is this

for $2.99 i can buy a bag of mint potato chips

(potato chips) well thats weird

for $2.99 thats quite a steal

i dont think ive seen potato chips minty anyway

but i guess thats why they say

everythings mintier in the usa

everythings mintier in the united states

youll never find anything mintier anywhere

than in the united states of america

but its not just food thats minty in the u s of a

as you can see — im about to

tell you everything thats remotely minty

just you wait

our roads signs and old dimes and co-pilots

(MINTY!)

our baseballs and mason jars and skate parks

(MINTY!)

our curtain rods and burger spots and dirty socks

(MINTY!)

our mobile phones and pinky toes and pigeon drones

(MINTY!)

everythings mintier in the usa

everythings mintier in the united states

youll never find anything mintier anywhere

than in the united states of america

everythings mintier in the usa

everythings mintier in the united states

youll never find anything mintier anywhere

than in the united states of america