My Christmas present to all of you (you know who you are).

Made using a MIDI soundfont, Audacity, and my voice (obviously)

Lyrics:

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents,

Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents,

And I hate, hate, hate your guts,

I hate, hate, hate your guts,

And I'll never talk to you again (unless your dad will suck me off)

I'll never talk to you again (unless your mom will touch my cock)

I'll never talk to you again (ejaculate into a sock)

I'll never talk to you again (x2)

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs,

Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs,

And he shit, shit, shit his pants,

He's always fucking shitting his pants,

And I'll never talk to you again (unless your dad will suck me off)

I'll never talk to you again (unless your mom will touch my cock)

I'll never talk to you again (ejaculate into a sock)

I'll never talk to you again (x2)