An anti-Christmas song, uploaded in July, because why not!?

Lyrics:

Outside the carolers start to sing

I can't describe the joy they bring

'Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side

From the roof are hanging sickles of ice

Their whiny voices get irritating

It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face

Wondering how much of my time they'll waste

Oh, God, I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snapped

Because I grabbed a baseball bat

And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand

All year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me, please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents

And then leave me alone

Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve

'Cause the cops came and arrested me

They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree

Christmas came a night early

When a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand

All year

I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me, please stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the presents

And then leave me alone

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas