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This Song Sounds Terrible

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this song sounds terrible to pedophiles

only pedophiles

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles

only pedophiles

yes this song will sound terrible to you

if you identify, as a pedophile

and if you say "hey that's not my style,

I just don't like this song"

that's a pedophile in denial!


this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,

only pedophiles

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles

only pedophiles

if you dream of catchin a plane to

pedophile island

then you won't like it

that's a 100% guarantee from me

I did the research, I got a bibliography


I took a survey

of my closest friends

and the ones who don't like this song

they like fuckin' kids

they fuck kids

they fuck kids

I stopped being their friend

cause of what they did!


I took a head count

of all my work buddies

and the ones who told me my

SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY

fuck kids

they fuck kids

I have evidence

I release it, when it's appropriate


this song sounds terrible to pedophiles

only pedophiles

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles

only pedophiles

if you dream of catchin' a plane to

pedophile island, then you won't like it

and if you say "hey, it's not my style,

I just don't like your song"

WRONG!


you're a pedophile

I think you're a dirty pedophile

if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child

and for you that may be cool but for me it's not


if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids

if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'

you're groomin a kid! (oo!)

(that's not cool)

(that's not cool)

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This song sounds... great, of course! XD How could you not love this. You must be a... delinquent cretin of some sort to say otherwise! So wholesome. So profound. So perfect in all its platitudes and attitudes and various tidbits of perfection... and actually getting some kids (or sounding the part) to join in on the final hook lmao. XD

On the real: production may not be perfect, there's notable background noise, voices and instruments mesh together a bit, feels like a live recording more than an album version. But then again there's something special about a live show too...

Concept's genius. Great singing too. Great work.

-cd-

I loved it. Super loved it in fact. More!

There's something about the layers of beautiful vocals singing "PEDOPHILE!" that fucking cracks me up. We need a Minute Hour album pronto.

This fucking rocks! And I'm not just saying that to hide certain aspects of myself.

Sick vocals!

This is good as hell

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Votes
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Score
4.68 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 14, 2022
11:28 AM EDT
File Info
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7.9 MB
3 min 27 sec

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