google, facebook, amazon

twitch, and twitter, and your mom

makin the internet a better place

it used to be shady

it used to be hectic

it used to be so dang eclectic

not anymore, those days are gone

thanks to google, facebook, and amazon

twitch, and twitter, and your mom

its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)

there's nothing very scary

we capped the hate (goodbye hate)

but careful what you say

that might incriminate (careful what you say)

cause we'll circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)

I use facebook to check up on my former friends

and amazon to buy my shit,

get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)

I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers

but there's no danger no there's no danger

if they mess with me, I'll call the cops (I'll be callin the force!)

and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon

maybe you been buyin' stuff

to build a bomb

or maybe you been lyin

maybe you been wrong

and we'll find it

find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon

oh we'll hunt it down

and then we'll spread it around

and that ain't what you want in this climate! (I'm compliant!)

thanks google, facebook, and amazon

you made the internet

a perfect place for us to say

whatever you want

(I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)

and we don't deserve you

and just we live to serve you

won't you plug us into the machine

and let our bodies be

as one

and join our brain with jeff bezos