>be me

>17 at the time

>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him

>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me

>have a younger sister, 16 at this time

>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone

>announces that she's "seeing someone"

>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.

>few days later, brings the dude home

>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses

>visibly nervous

>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"

>discuss for a few minutes

>they go out

>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"

>sis comes home

>announces it was "fun"

>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl

>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back

>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother

>"We're not a thing anymore"

>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg

>tell my father this

>laughs uncontrollably

>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down