The One That I Adore.

C(add9) Em6

I thought I hear a ding

               G               D6(11)   A7sus

but my heart didn’t race

C(add9) Em6

It’s just another guy

G               D6(11)   A7sus

Wearing a brown paper bag on his face

C(add9) Em6

Free as a bird,

G               D6(11)   A7sus

 the bird my cat just ate

C(add9) Em6

I would prefer

G               D6(11)   A7sus

if we could call sex a date

C(add9)

I can’t wait

            Em6

I can’t wait

            G   D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

                 G            D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

             G

That I adore.

We ordered a pizza

I waited a long, long time in his Ford

So, I put on some Tom Waits

And I thought of violins and the good lord

when he returned

he put his wrenching hand on my leg

So, I forgave his halitosis

And overlooked the fact his head was an egg

C(add9)

I can’t wait

            Em6

I can’t wait

            G   D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

                 G            D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

             G

That I adore.

D#                                      F

Don’t tell me you really care

A#                       G.    A.       Bm

I’m not blonde I just dye my hair

D#                                       F

You’re arms know more words than your mouth

A#             G.            A              

 And. your body is a paragraph of

     Bm

Your doubts

D#                                       F

You forgot to flush your toilet twice

A#                        G         A                        Bm

And the one in the guest room doesn't work at all

D#                                    F                  

so your good with cars, well I’m on the

A#             G        A.  Bm

side of the road in a skirt.

C(add9)

I can’t wait

            Em6

I can’t wait

            G   D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

                 G            D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

             G

That I adore.