Lyrics:

Verse 1

We are the third rates!

We know were not that good

But were ok

We know were not that great

But were passe'

Yeah we're out of date

Middle of the road to you were are The Third-Rates

Dwhop-a-Dingop

A-ringa-dinga-dwhop

ting-tang-wanna-bang

A-doah-ditty-dotte-dum-dow

Pre chorus

We tried to make our old ska band work

Yeah, loosing members and rotating horn players made that goal impossible

Didn't make our mark back then

Couldn't make you nod your head

Really wouldn't mind it

verse 2

Oh!

A dangle-dottle-diddly-dop

A sho-op-ditte-dotte-dum

A ringa-dinga-dewuh-bop

A doodle-doddle-diddly-doop

A flim-flam-doah-dee

A ship-shop-doba-dee-doop

A wiga-wiga-wanna-whop

A doo-ditty-whatuh-waah

Chorus

Cause we're passe', outta date, pressure wanna instigate, kickn' punch our way

You want screamo, I'LL FUCKIN THROW OUT MY VOICE

A scenie weenie kid, AKA a FUCK BOY

Third-Rates comin hard 90 car pile up, pressure wash to your face

Breakdown

We are The Third-Rates

We know were not that good

But were ok, we know were not that great

Cause we're passe', outta date, pressure wanna instigate, kickn' punch our way

Third-Rates comin hard 90 car pile up, pressure wash to your face