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[Super Metroid_Spoof] The Hunter's Boy Toy

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Art: Falcon Creative


Strange who a bounty hunter would do;

Strange what desire would make a fool do.

I never thought that you weren't being true

Dangerous Girl, I wish I never played your game,

Because now, I'm hanging my head in shame

Oh no, I don't wanna be your toy

Oh no, You find yourself a different boy!

Because I'm not gonna fall for one more trick,

So dangerous girl, you can go suck on my...

I'm just killing time;

Oh, didn't I tell you?

I'm just killing time;

Oh, didn't I tell you?

She slips into the bar

and looks at me, eye to eye.

I see a woman not who's afraid to die.

My heart throbbed like a nova star.

Her steel gaze was anythin' but shy,

as she strode over, sat next to me.

I froze, unable to think or move.

I don't know how it happened,

or where I went, but I found myself

in her arms, in someone's bed;

Ah...she knew how to give head!

Her soft hands ran down the length of my

shaft, and her mouth gave me,

Oh it gave me...synthetic ecstacy. 

Then she pushed me back and saddled my cock,

I was hard man, I was hard as rock.

Her velvet folds enveloped me well;

It was like heaven, colliding with hell.

When it was all done; she walked out of the door.

Who woulda thought, that she could be such a cold,

cold, cold whore!

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damn a hell of a lot of effort went into this!

*Samus enters the room* "It's a STONE, Luigi!"

HoboKa responds:

You know da wae. Old memes ftw.

Credits & Info


4.19 / 5.00

Feb 20, 2021
9:12 AM EST
Video Game
File Info
5.1 MB
5 min 34 sec
  • Toxic Biohazard
  • SampleTank
  • FL Studio 9

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