Specimen #008

"COLOSSAL"

Codename: Norm

Norm is hands-down the biggest kaiju on the roster- hence his classification title. He is thought to be an older kaiju, but not ancient. The barnacles on his back have grown enormous due to deep sea gigantism and have become sharpened by the water currents- and can slice rock if he has to. Unfortunately for Norm, he cannot stay out of water for too long because the change in pressure ends up causing him great pain. When he was younger, he tried interacting with naval forces to find purpose in his life. He soon learned that violence and confrontation was not for him, despite his size, so he escaped and decided to live a life of peace. His most famous quote is, "If I fought your battles, I might step on an Aircraft carrier. And then I'd be sad." There have been few other attempts to recapture Norm and harness his might, but he will always end the encounter as non-violent as possible.

[[ Aircraft carrier ship included in drawing for scale! So, I've come to the conclusion that drawing water is pretty difficult. Not impossible. But difficult. If it isn't good enough for you, keep in mind I'm not getting paid to do this so I can only invest so much time into it before getting on with my day. With that said, if you'd like to commission me and water is involved- then by all means- I will spend more time on it and it'll be worth it ;) ]]