"Oh, you haven't met the Magistrate From Ogdire?! Hogwash! Everybody has met the good Magistrate From Ogdire. He makes a point to meet with everyone when they arrive at the keep! He's such a spritely fellow, especially considering his age. Just recently he's taken to knock-knock-knocking upon the windows of the palace in the night. Particularly the ones on the fifth and ninth floors - the higher the floor, the harder he knocks! Hohoho! Knock-knock-knock! What a fellow, that Magistrate From Ogdire."

"Hm? Oh, the Magistrate From Ogdire? Oh, yes, of course I've met the good Magistrate From Ogdire! Huh? Ogdire itself? Yes, what about it? "Where is Ogdire?" Oh... Now that you mention it... No, I suppose I don't know precisely where it is. Actually, I do recall a few curious sorts in seasons past asked the same thing - They went to talk with the Magistrate himself about it. They seemed to have gotten their answer, because they never came back to ask me again. Perhaps you should go to see him and ask in person?"

"Oh, yes! The good Magistrate From Ogdire. He's always so pleasant to speak with! And always with his rambunctious knock-knock-knocking on our windows, hee hee! Ah, but my foolish husband went and opened the window and let him inside, and now the knock-knock-knocking is within in our walls. Such a shame. We had just finished paying for the house, but now there are so many more spaces in the place, and in my oaf of a husband, too... Oh well. All the better to see the good Magistrate From Ogdire! And better for him to keep an eye on our children while we're out. Hee hee!"

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If that one guy from /tg/ is reading this, thanks for the inspiration. I lost the screenshot.