"This just in... occult activity has been recently discovered occurring in the nearby woods, a̷n̷d̸ ̶B̷O̶Y̶, t̴͙̪͠h̷̞̝̀̽ẽ̵̹̺ẏ̶̟͠ ̴̮̋s̶̬̩̉̚u̶͖̬̾̎r̴̛͈͆e̵̼̖̓ ̷͎͘͝ẉ̷͒̃ę̴̨͐͑r̴͉͌͗e̶͎͍̕ ̵̗̩̾a̷̹͍͝ ̸̰͂̆F̷̡̺͒̄Ó̴̲̞͋Ọ̸̉L̴̟̈͌. T̴̢̙̲͖̙͎̜͑͒͊̐h̵̛͎̘̓̂e̶̛̘͖͖͎̱̹̣̿̇̑̽̇y̷͈̩̖̥̲̒̚ͅ ̴̨̥̗͍͉̳̂̓ḍ̵̢̨͎͂͗̇̋̈͝ȋ̴̡̟̭̯͉d̵̦͐͒̏̋̑ǹ̴̘͙̥̲̜͌'̷̰̦̑̄ţ̸̼̀̍̓̈́͗̚ͅ ̴̡̗̾̕ḛ̶̲̤̝̇̾́͋v̶̳̱̫͇̀͌͒͝e̶̟̰̖͋́̀̅̈́́̑n̵̡̛͖̍͂͂̌ ̷̟̘̍͛͜p̴̝̄̅r̶͔͠ë̴͚̯̻̩́f̷͎̾̆͋̉̆ô̵̧̙̘͂r̴̘̭͂̓̈m̴̝͔͕̬̀͌̈́̿͗ ̶̩͌M̵͕̹̣͒̈́̈́͌̕̕͘Ỳ̶͍͈̺̞̪͖̫̈́̍̍̇̀͛ ̸̨̖̬̳̖̉̍̀ŗ̴̘̳̰̈̎̃̕į̴̲͎̜̪̂̄͛̉t̷̨͚̼͍͗̀̋͌͜ù̸̮̘̊ą̴̨̠͚͌̓̍̋͌̚͝ļ̵̛̘͇̱̗̽̂̍͜ ̸̨̛̛̠̪̾̾͠c̵̖̦̯̺̙̗͗͠o̸͚͍͈̝̞̒̓͝r̶̲͌̐̕͘r̸̬̼̹͓̘̋͑̇̆͛̀͝ẽ̶̠̯̈́̊͛͝ç̵̥̭̤͆t̷̛̪̯̏́̂̋l̸̻͙̥̬̟̓̉͗̓̓̐̆y̸͖̓̂̂̃̏͜.̷̢̟͓͔̱̖̂"