the day or recking has arrived upon us my brethen! today ruby kila has finally taped in the fiber of existence and she will cause a cluster fuck out of it! and we will all pay for it!

patreons now have the power to point to who needs to be turned into a small package so big things can cum in them. HERE BY I DECLARE THE TIME TO TROW WILD ACUSSATIONS AND TROW PEOPLE INTO THE FIRE PIT OF SHORTSTACK FLAMES!!!

BE AS INDISCRIMINATE AS THE PEOPLE IN THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS! let the fmales of your degeneracy scorch the poor souls chosen! and they will be reborn from the ashes like that stupid fire bird, just that they will be reborn as fire chicks...

or some chit i dont know i stoped paying atention when ruby began saying GRAPHICALLY how shes gonna stuff shortstacks until she can build a mini voltron... who is she? Megas XLR bitch?