the first featured shapehead is Nerdwin by Tympaton!! people can submit their own shapeheads to be featured as background characters for future episodes btw (it's been a discord only thing but I can probably extend it to Twitter)

Transcript:

At the grocery store, 40 year old adult trapezoidhead Faygo is picking out food items. While they're busy, a thief sneaks over to Faygo's moped outside of the store. They see Faygo through the window at the register handing their items to Nerdwin, the cashier. With Faygo's back turned, they hotwire the moped and begin to drive off with it. The sound of the moped alerts Faygo and he turns to the window to investigate.