“He’s not the most attractive guy in the bunch, but Fernando is always bound to get a few eyes batting at him. Not because he’s alluring or has any bit of fragrance to his appearance, as Fernando’s smell is sure to cause more than a few people to roll in agony. Some claim he’s never washed in his life, though he insists he’s done so… in certain places on his body. Despite these attributes, Fernando wants to prove he can dwarf those that try to show off their physical strength in sheer skill alone. Maybe then will everyone stop looking at him weirdly.”

Guess Gooseman and Randy got themselves lost, as they're nowhere to be found in this roster. As for Fernando himself, this might not be a place he's familiar with, but he'll gladly work his way around. He rides a freakin' goat, for crying out loud. He might not be the most pleasant guy to be around (and he's pretty frisky, if being called a "manwhore" is anything to go by), but he'll at least try to outmanuver the various monsters making up this roster.