PLZ READ ALL OF THIS:

THIS IS NOT PORN!!! NOT FOR JACKING OFF! If you want to. 

Yeah, there’s a whale that is hung like a horse but that doesn't make it porn. Right?

And it’s cumming, but there’s only one, only one. No one is fucking and there’s no boobsy.

What's wrong with a big Dick? Everyone likes dick. I like dick and I’m straight.

Newgrounds was founded by Dick jokes, Newgrounds will never be the same without the dick jokes.

It’s a FACT that everyone loves dick. To straight people, a dick on a man is not sexy. But a dick on a woman is really sexy… and Traps are sexy too. 

You: “ your last art was porn. ”

One! Just one! And I don’t know if it should have an adult rating but a lot of people hate it for some reason, I thought I was giving people what they want? People take pictures of dead bodys, I’m Trying to take one for the team, guy. 

Anyways… actually I have been saying that word a lot. So actually- I did it again! I alway feel insecure saying that word a lot and I say “AND” a lot. But it’s normal to use that word a lot.

...Anyways, HAPPY PICO DAY! I just to call it pIco day with a capital “I”, as in saying the name I. Why does “I” look like a L? Thats stupid confusing… Why am I talking about this? 

Back to pico day.

I only made this art and not a movie. I know it’s a little disappointing like pico 2. But next year, I might make a PicoDay movie that is bigger, longer, and un-cunt.

You: “ was that a dick joke? Then why did you add a woman's genitals joke? And you said the same stupid thing about Madness day 2019 ”

But I kept my promise, not that many animators can keep promises like that, it was longer with better animation and I’m so proud of that movie.

2018 https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/717553

2019 https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/738758

You: “ stop talking about Madness and talk about Pico! and in your last PicoGayDay movie, you Said ‘For now on, I'm never making promises I can’t take, so don't expect anything bigger longer and uncut on madness day 2019 for me. bla bla, I’m a faget. ’ ”  

I didn’t say that! But you were right about the faget part-

NO! I’m not a G- 

Why do you think I-

You: “ you said you like dick! ”

And I said I’m straight, you FAG!

You: “ Don’t call me a FAG you fucking JEW- ”

Gay You: “ Hay! That’s a hate crime! It’s it? I don’t know. ”

You: “ why are there two of me? ”

I don’t know you, so I’m making more of YOU’S, so I can create the illusion that you are talking to me. 

You: “ stop getting off topic and get to the fucking point! Why is there a Whale with a BIG DICK!!??”

Thinking about it, I’m a little worried that there won't be enough room for the Commentary.

I can only have 12,288 letters, soo.

Back to the dick!

I played a demo of pico 2 and I was really sad that it wasn’t finished. 

Or maybe it is finished and I didn’t play it that much, I don’t know. I’m not mad at @TomeFulp and @MindChamber for not finishing this game but we may never see a flash game like this ever again that feels like a real adventure. 

So for the story.

The story of this is all about Pico joins the Newgrouns crew, with Hank, Alien, P-bot and lead by 

There Capen, Capen. His first name and last name is Capen. His parents thought it would be funny to name their son Capen when they already had the surname Capen. And he wanted to be a Capen, so now he is Capen Capen Capen Jr… his parents were potheads.

They are on an Adventureto hunt down the most vicious whale ever swaim in the 7 seas, MOBY DICK! The biggest DICK in the 7 seas.

The Capen what's the whale’s dick for his own.

You: “ WHY!? It’s so big, how is he going to use it!? ”

The Capen also wants Revenge for what moby dick took from him. Something he can’t live without and means the world to him.

You: “ who cares! He has another leg. ”

No, he lost his leg in a bear trap. He didn’t care that much, but the one thing the whale took from him...his… DICK.

You: “ WHAT!!!!??? The whale ate his-!!?? Oh my konami, that’s so fucked up!! I can’t imagine a life, without a DICK! ”

Girl You: “ I don’t see the problem with that ”

You: “ then that makes you a lesbian, or trans. ” 

Don’t worry he gets a new one, but not as big. I’m still thinking about the story.

If you didn’t know or too stupid like me. This is a crossover parody of the best American novel Moby Dick, written by Herman Melville in 1851.

AND THIS BOOK IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!! I fucking hate it!!! It piss’s me off just talking about it!!!

🤬🤬🤬

You: “ let me giss, you're going to spend 5 hours talking shit about it. ”

Yes. and if you remember, I’m sorry what I said about Smash bros, I don’t hate the game, I just really hate the story, because there is no story. Masahiro Sakurai may be a good game developer, but he fucking sucks at making story's.

Anyways, Mody Dick inspired so many stories and I wanted to read it. A story about men hunt down a whale with a big dick. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

When I got the book for 1 dollar, the cover look so cool, I really wanted to Love this book, I really do, but I was so disappointed, because it’s too dumb and boring, and it makes me want to kill everyone.

I don’t hate books, so I’m going to judge this book, as it is.

There’s why:

Number 1: It’s too long with useless bullshit . Why is this book so fucking long with word/dialog that don’t mean anything to the story, or it there is a real story. The “STORY” is all about this jackass called Ishmael, all he does is talk shit that doesn't make sense, he never talks about anything that has something to do with whales or Dicks. But he does sleep with a black guy, it’s not a bad thing but he talks about it in a stupid way, it makes it not sexy.

 If the main character is going to be GAY. at least make it look hot, I want to see some cock and balls for the team! 

Number 2: the characters, are so two dimensional, maybe because there are noun, we nver see them, all we hear is Ishmael stupid sailor accent, and it piss me off!

There was this scene in a church or something, and there was a priest telling the entire story of “Jonah and the whale”. YES! THE ENTIRE STORY IN ONE GO! That’s just like the guy who read the entire bee movie script. YES real human did this, AND A REAL HUMAN WROTE THIS 425 PAGE, OF TOLIT PAPER OF A BOOK ABOUT A FUCKING WHALE THAT NEVER SHOWS UP!!! I actually skip that part about the bible because I’m not reading a book about Jimmy… I call god “jimmy”

NUMBER 3: THE FUCKING WHALE!!! We never see it! Maybe because I haven't read the whole Book.

You: “ you didn't read the whole bo- HOW CAN YOU SAY IT’S SUCKS!? ”

Why should I read all of it!? It’s so painful to read! I can’t take it! I only got to page 44 and I'm not even halfway done!

This book is full of outdated English that no one talks like that anymore.

You: “ did you know that a lot of books have outdated English. ”

If you live in the year 2020, and you have books that have real English… if you speak it.

NO ONE IS GOING TO READ A OUTDATED BOOK FROM 200 YEARS AGO! Is it 200 years? The book was made in 1851.

Who can read a book that is too long with useless bull shit!?

You: “ ...look who’s talking. ”😠

WHAT? Come on! My writing doesn't have useless bullshit. I try to make my stuff with a black sense of humor and personality. It feels like the words are coming out.

You: “ no it doesn't. And no one is going to read your blog. ”

But you are reading it

You: “ ...fuck... But if you hate this book so much. How are you going to fix ” 

I GOING TO MAKE MY OWN VERSION OF THIS BOOK. and making it better than the original. Suck it Herman Melville!!

It’s going to have the Newgrounds characters and normal English. And Dick jokes, a lot of jokes about dicks. And it will make you hard as a rock!!! 

But it’s not porn… yeah, there might be some gay fucking but it’s still not porn.

If you hate something so much, you should try to tell how you would do it better if you made it. 

It’s going to be the tits man!

I’m not going to make it now because I need to know the whole story. But I might.

You: “ are we still talking about Pico or Moby dick? ”

Oh… maybe this would be better if it was a photo of puppets but I didn’t have time

I know that we don’t need to use Pico and Tankmen but we never see them. Only on pico day. We never see them anymore. And we don’t see any Nene porn.

What? She’s hot. But not in a waifu way becuase that’s stupid. She’s not real and I just want to see her in a bikini or naked… not a pervert.

You say there’s too much porn, I say there isn't enough.

A lot of people came from newgrounds and made lots of great things for this world and I never had that type of childhood. All I did was watch netflix. Now I can finally live that tip of adventure.

I just want to tell everyone a happy pico day and I hope you are making something more better than my.

And thank you so much for reading all of this and not skipping this.

Is it just me or am I getting better at writing?

You: “ it’s just you, you're getting worse. ”

I’ll take that as a compliment.

You: “ no it’s not! ”

And again HAPPY PICODAY 2020!