This doofus is an Aloii barbarian, I wanted to play an Aloii because homebrew was allowed in the campaign and the idea of never being disarmed or caught without armor seemed nice, but I know some folk that would be a little perverted with a female slime character. I ended up deciding that I would rather play dnd genderbent than deal with that.

For those curious, Aloii are a homebrew race of liquid metal constructs, having a semi-amorphous form, they can't wear armor or use weapons but they can shapeshift a little to look and act like they have equipment as long as what they emulate is something they're proficient in. They can also turn into a blob and move at half speed through anything more than 2 inches in diameter (but my DM nerfed this to be a once a long rest thing since she plans on using restrictive conditions as a narrative force).

Thousse as a character has been written to be mildly intelligent and well meaning despite being a barbarian, but he just started out in the woods and became self aware after being abandoned, only finding a town and watching the people there to get a rudimentary understanding of how society works. So despite being a well meaning dude he's highly naive as to how people do things.