"Isn't you the grand-daddy of all LIARS!!"
Turns out I was able to squeeze in some time between my increased work schedule to participate a little bit in "Mermay" after all! Here is a cursed reverse-mermaid--the top half is a fish, while the bottom half is a woman, instead of the other way around.
Yes, she's in extreme and constant pain. Pray for her.
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