After an evening of shitposting on Reddit, you close your laptop and decide to go for a drink at your local bar.

As you make your way there, you see a shape quickly move past you.

"You just downvoted your last Reddit post, you heckin' bully!" you hear behind you.

Surprised by the sudden ambush, the last thing you see is the limited edition Rick & Morty Funko-Pop that gets violently embedded into your eye socket.