Tak: NO!! I refuse to let even a drop of that disgusting Earth liquid touch my body!!

Dib: C'mon Tak, you promised if we went to the beach you would give swimming a try.

Tak: No, you wanted to go the beach so you can have an excuse to have me wear this skimpy attire! Which may say is REALLY riding my behind!!

Dib: You'll be fine! You put plenty of paste on yourself! At least a quick dip to feel what it's like!

Tak: Nope. I refuse. Take me back to shore this instant!!

Dib: Give it try! Look at Zim! He use to be afraid of water and now he's doing perfectly fine.

Gaz: HEY PIPSQUEAK! CATCH!!!

Zim: "BONK'' ...AHHHHH!!!!!! 

Tak: Well I'm not a mammary obsessed moron like Zim is.

Dib: "sighs" ...at least that's something we can both agree with...