"Ah'm gonna lock tha door." Luanne stated stepping out from behind the bar. "Ah won't *hic* ah won't do nothin'" The inebriated Jane slurred back wiping tears from her eyes. The younger Hogslipper had been drinking and blubbering like a whale all day. Having secured the bolt Luanne made her way back behind the bar and began whiping her countertop. "Ah'm sorry ah know y'all hate me and *hic* me and mah sis." Jane apologized about breaking into tears again. "We don't hate y'all we hate tha shit y'all do." Luanne stated coldly trying to tightrope between her closedown procedure and her "A bartender is just a cheaper therapist" routine. "Ah just *hic*... Ah just worry ah'll never find mah self a friend. *hic* Or tell mah sis my secrets that are drivin' me daffy." Jane drunkenly confessed tears well in her eyes. Luanne spun around to face Jane. "Y'all been spendin' alot ah time here ah cryin' lately. Normally ah don't bother tha' much but ah gots ah soft spot fer sister troubles." Luanne confessed turning back around to fill a shot glass from and extravegant bottle. "What's that?" The pickled Hogslipper asked having regained her composure. "Azonolli Blue, expensive stuff, ah boyfriend got me." Lilly informed her admiring the teal blue liqour in the glass. "Ah little treat fer mah troubles servin' this crazy town all day." "Ah aint surprised none *hic* Y'all Swift-Eagles are so gosh dern pretty." Jane murmured all inhibitions having been robbed by the alcahol a while ago. "Ah'll make y'all a deal, if'n y'all tell me what's wrong ah'll let ya have some." Luanne propositioned pulling out a second shot glass. She normally wasn't one to share especially not on her dime but something about the pathetic hick crying in her bar all day made her curious. "Ah just want ta *hic* want ta make some friends." Jane started unsure how to proceed. Sarah had never wondered about her trouble. "Ah have so many secrets ah jus wanna *hic talk tah sis about but ah'll never be able ta." Jane confessed face contorting as she tried to hold back water works. "We're gettin' pretty friendly right now." Luanne started trying to avoid another bout of crying. "Git them secrets off yer chest girl, y'all will feel better." Jane looked gown into the shot freshly placed in front of her. "Ah... ah can't y'all will hate me even more or *hic* tie me down an' punish me like sis does." Jane lamented an obvious frog forming in her throat. "If'n ah didn't wanna hear what was on y'alls mind I would'ta offered." Luanne assured her. "Ah think ah like girls..." Jane nearly whispered not raising her head. "AH THINKS AH WANT A *hic* GUUUUURLFREEEEEND BUT Y'ALL HATE US!" The younger hogslipper gushed back to crying. "We don't hate y'all we hate what ya be doin'." Luanne reiterated stroking Janes cheek to try to reassure her causing her to blush. "Ah yeah... forgotalready giv'n what y'all just said should be careful touchin' ya." "It... *hic* It don't feel bad." Jane confessed smiling for the first time. "look'n you obviously haven't had enough love in y'alls life sit down on tha floor with y'alls back ta the bar ah'm about ta make yer night." Luanne instructed downing her shot "Y'all like feet don't ya?" "promise ah'll just leave let me pay mah..." Jane began skittishly pulling a bill out of her pocket. "Y'all aint gonna be punished just'n trust me." Luanne once again assured seizing her arm and pushing it back as she kicked off her heels. "Ah'm sorry fer all ah done." She continued mumbling and she drunkenly lowered herself. "How'd y'all know I liked..." "Feet? Ah'm a bartender readin folks is mah superpower." Luanne explaind sitting on the bar. "Thank ya." Jane chocked out wiping tears from her eyes again. "If'n we're gonna be friends y'all gotta learn ya don't need ta thank people fer being decent to ya." Luanne instructed groping Jane's amble breast in her foot. "Forgive me if'n ah'm a little rough ah aint done this since prom." Luanne apologized prematurely. "Now what was that about us Swift-Eagle girls bein'