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Court Date

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COURT DATE - A BOB STRUE FILM
Romantic court dramedy starring Zac Efron as prosecutor Pointy McFinger and Elizabeth Olsen as defense attorney Linda Hardkunt

Stay tuned for snippets from the upcoming "Court Date"

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McFinger: You left some panties at my place last night.
Hardcunt: I left them on purpose.
McFinger: Well they don't fit.
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Hardkunt: I saw the way you looked at me.
McFinger: Yeah, I was trying to get you to give me some sex.
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Judge: Will the Prosecution and the Defense Attorney PLEASE just get a room?
McFinger: I OBJECT! Joking.
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Hardkunt: The prosecutor is sexting with half the jury!
McFinger: Only because the other half is dudes
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Hardkunt: A used condom is NOT evidence!
McFinger: It's evidence that somebody gives a fuck.
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McFinger: Exhibit A-Bloody glove found at the murder scene.
Hardkunt: Exhibit B-My broken heart.
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Judge: Are you two holding hands beneath the table?
McFinger: Not 'hands', your honor!
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Judge: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Juror: Yes your honor. We pronounce you, man and wife. You may McFinger the bride
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