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Court Date

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COURT DATE - A BOB STRUE FILM

Romantic court dramedy starring Zac Efron as prosecutor Pointy McFinger and Elizabeth Olsen as defense attorney Linda Hardkunt


Stay tuned for snippets from the upcoming "Court Date"


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McFinger: You left some panties at my place last night.

Hardkunt: I left them on purpose.

McFinger: Well they don't fit.

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Hardkunt: I saw the way you looked at me.

McFinger: Yeah, I was trying to get you to give me some sex.

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Judge: Will the Prosecution and the Defense Attorney PLEASE just get a room?

McFinger: I OBJECT! Joking.

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Hardkunt: The prosecutor is sexting with half the jury!

McFinger: Only because the other half is dudes

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Hardkunt: A used condom is NOT evidence!

McFinger: It's evidence that somebody gives a fuck.

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McFinger: Exhibit A-Bloody glove found at the murder scene.

Hardkunt: Exhibit B-My broken heart.

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Judge: Are you two holding hands beneath the table?

McFinger: Not 'hands', your honor!

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Judge: Has the jury reached a verdict?

Juror: Yes your honor. We pronounce you, man and wife. You may McFinger the bride

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