00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

Our goal is for Newgrounds to be ad free for everyone! Become a Supporter today and help make this dream a reality!

Marquis Funk

Share

MARQUIS FUNK - A BOB STRUE FILM
A character piece about a man who doesn't give a fuck. Starring Mickey Rourke.

Stay tuned for snippets from the upcoming "Marquis Funk"

-------
Nurse: "Mar... Mark... Markis Funk? How do you pronounce that?"
Marquis: "Jeff. It's pronounced Jeff."
-------
Ugly lady: "Hey stud, fancy buying me a drink?"
Marquis: "Ma'am, if I wanted relations with a fish, I'd fuck an ocean"
-------
Doris: "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you shitheel"
Marquis: "Love you too, Mom"
-------
Li'l Tommy: "You wanna play ball Uncle Mar-Mar?"
Marquis: "Shut your fucking lips"
-------
Marquis: "I spent the last 2 hours sat on a park bench, crying. Why? Because a dog stole my sandwich"
-------

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Newgrounds accounts are free and registered users see fewer ads!

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shut your fucking lips."

CabbageClock responds:

Marquis: "Shut your fucking lips"
Guide Dog "He can't hear you, or see you. He's deaf and blind"
Marquis "WHAT THE FUCK? A TALKING HAM!"
Guide Dog "It wasn't the Ham. It was me. The dog."
Marquis "That's disappointing"

This artist has not been scouted yet.

Credits & Info

Views
684
Score
Waiting for 2 more votes

Uploaded
Aug 9, 2016
8:25 AM EDT
Category
Other
File Info
585 x 827 px
PNG
220.3 KB

You might also enjoy...

Licensing Terms

You are free to copy, distribute and transmit this work under the following conditions:

Attribution:
You must give credit to the artist.
Noncommercial:
You may not use this work for commercial purposes.