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Marquis Funk

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MARQUIS FUNK - A BOB STRUE FILM
A character piece about a man who doesn't give a fuck. Starring Mickey Rourke.

Stay tuned for snippets from the upcoming "Marquis Funk"

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Nurse: "Mar... Mark... Markis Funk? How do you pronounce that?"
Marquis: "Jeff. It's pronounced Jeff."
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Ugly lady: "Hey stud, fancy buying me a drink?"
Marquis: "Ma'am, if I wanted relations with a fish, I'd fuck an ocean"
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Doris: "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you shitheel"
Marquis: "Love you too, Mom"
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Li'l Tommy: "You wanna play ball Uncle Mar-Mar?"
Marquis: "Shut your fucking lips"
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Marquis: "I spent the last 2 hours sat on a park bench, crying. Why? Because a dog stole my sandwich"
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Reviews


"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shut your fucking lips."


CabbageClock responds:

Marquis: "Shut your fucking lips"
Guide Dog "He can't hear you, or see you. He's deaf and blind"
Marquis "WHAT THE FUCK? A TALKING HAM!"
Guide Dog "It wasn't the Ham. It was me. The dog."
Marquis "That's disappointing"

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3.33 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 9, 2016 | 8:25 AM EDT
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585 x 827 px
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