This fun new brand of energy drinks brags about giving you "The energy of a nap in just one can."

Carefully worded advertising aside, after the three cans he drank finally hit his bloodstream Jesse might actually have his first 8hrs of sleep in months!

Much to his annoyance.

Side effects may include: Sleepwalking, excessive drool, erections, weird dreams, amnesia, insomnia, and giggles.

Commed by _DumbSkull_