Jizz Man is the superhero alter ego of regular citizen Mike Hunt, he gained powers by sucking a radioactive penis. Now, he can shoot jizz out of his wrists, similar to Spider-Man. His special attack is his “super-ultra-mega-jizz-beam”, in which he rubs his helmet rapidly to charge a large blast of super jizz. His super attack comes from the aide of his “Jizz Tank”, this tank also helps him to blast off, he doesn’t fly much, but he can. His sidekick, The Left Nut, is the alter ego of Hugh Jass, brother of the now deceased, Lar Jass. Lar was the right nut, but in a freak accident she was killed. The city isn’t fond of Jizz Man. He’s not the hero you want, he’s the hero that's there.