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According to recent studies, the number of chickens who've tried cocaine has been increasing at an alarming rate. Sure, they may start doing it just to stay up longer so they can lay more eggs, but pretty soon they're high all the time, crashing their cars, leaving babies in microwaves, punching nuns, and generally just being poor role models for America's youth.
Some chickens are different. Look at the Behemoth chicken. He helps create fun games like Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, and is also involved in various charities in his local community. He's certainly never shot a cop in the back of the head with an AK-47. And for the low price of $5.00 you can bring one of these good chickens into your home, one who is guaranteed not to steal any of your drugs.
Note: No chickens were harmed during this photo shoot.