We all know you're a sensitive, bleeding-heart individual, but sometimes you have a little trouble making that clear to others. You may feel for the plight of the disabled, but jumping into the laps of people in wheelchairs and shouting "I love cripples! Giddyup!" is not really the way to go about it. And you really should stop telling people that some of your best friends are chocolate men. Be honest - they're all white chocolate men, aren't they?
There's that chocolate man down the street, but it's not like you've ever invited him over for dinner, have you? And let's not even get into the time you told that joke at the corporate retreat about melting down chocolate men and using them as a desert topping. Keep your big mouth shut and buy a Nameless T-shirt instead.