Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!
Ingus, your new favorite redneck.
Reiko is a perfectly normal red-eyed, pointy-eared, sadistic little demon girl.
Remember all those hours your dad made you play Dad 'n' Me?
"You're going to have to practice this game a lot. It's important," he'd always say. You never believed him, but look at you now - the president of a company that makes propane tanks specifically for throwing at children.
Seems your old man was right after all. Why not thank him with a Dad 'n' Me keychain?