John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Reemus has several journeys!
Remember all those hours your dad made you play Dad 'n' Me?
"You're going to have to practice this game a lot. It's important," he'd always say. You never believed him, but look at you now - the president of a company that makes propane tanks specifically for throwing at children.
Seems your old man was right after all. Why not thank him with a Dad 'n' Me keychain?