Eskimo Bob, he eats lots of fish!
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Life isn't easy when you're a disembodied head without skin.
Remember all those hours your dad made you play Dad 'n' Me?
"You're going to have to practice this game a lot. It's important," he'd always say. You never believed him, but look at you now - the president of a company that makes propane tanks specifically for throwing at children.
Seems your old man was right after all. Why not thank him with a Dad 'n' Me keychain?