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Those are called sabotages. And this one was rather obvious. The best I have ever seen was a fake inkblot test. Anyways, no, this did not scare me, nor would it scare anyone. Except retarded children with lolipops up their nose.
Reviews for "Loading Screen"
Hell...
I guess you are in Satans forever-guest list. I hope you enjoy the fire breathing snakes and scorpions who will be biting every part of your body until your brain will melt in poison.
I also hope you will enjoy the pus that you will be drinking there to quench your thirst.
I thoroughly hope that you will enjoy walking on string as thin as your hair and as sharp as a thousand blades.
LOL...u r going to have fun man, i envy you!!!
P.S Say hello to Hitler for me, and tell him his mustache looked like a patch of asshair.
WM [:{}]
Surely you can do better than that!
Let's see...
2 points for the scare factor at the end (and for using something cute to pull it off instead of resorting to Linda Blair or some ugly latex-spackled vampire head, like everyone else on the Net's doing these days).
1 point for...well, I love Strong Bad too. Hail, my fellow H*R groupie. All hail Strong Badia!
Now, the bad news.
-1 point for cribbing off Strong Bad's tune in the first place. Nobody can copy Strong Bad.
-1 point for making fun of Jesus. The only real good thing about Christians and Christianity is the guy they claim to venerate. If they actually WERE more like Jesus, this world would be a better place. Don't make fun of the Hippie God.
-1 point for botching the mockery. If you ARE going to make fun of Jesus, at least have the courtesy to do it right. The South Park Jesus-versus-Satan boxing match had style. The only style this flash will get is for figure and form as it plunges off the diving board into oblivion.
-1 for racking up Turd of the Week. Suckitude snowballs, don't you know?
-2 points for ennui. Zzzzzzz. Oh, look. Jesus' mouth is moving and words are coming out. Zzzzz. This negative score would be lower except that the boredom DID serve as a set-up, lulling me into complacency in time for the loud bunny shocker at the end. Maybe the dullness was intentional regarding this, but remember: people come to NG to see or share various forms of entertainment. To be entertaining, it has to pull people in somehow. With that in mind:
-(a whole lot of points) for effort. Clip art looks better than this. Windows Minesweeper looks better than this. Prehistoric Beavis + Butt-head clips looked better than this. But here's more good news. This flash DID inspire me to finally get out there and find a good flash editor just so I can prove before the eyes of all that I myself can do better than this, thus lending me greater privilege in judgement. Thank you for serving as my muse and inspiration, man, in much the same way that the invention of the gas mask was "inspired" by mustard gas. If I can put my money where my mouth is, maybe I can skirt the cruel kisses of our peers and win one of the good NG awards...or at least avoid the Turd.
Now, I'm afraid it's time for you and Talking Jesus to get on the bus to Blam City. Please have exact change.
I'm so confused
This was probably the worst flash movie I've ever seen. I bet if you left a shaved cimpanzee in a computer room with a copy of Hustler, he could've come up with something better than this. I feel stupider by watching this, and even more retarded for commenting on this, so I'll just stop right here...hahaha!
I haven't even seen it yet, but...
I highly recommend homestarrunner.com, but Teen girl squad is the second worst thing on there. Second only to marzipan's answering machine. But strongbad email rules. And by the way... Poosssuuuuummmmmmmm. Anyway talking jesus sounds kinda turdy. See -my- movie... retard marathon... its more turdy than a talking jesus. -AND- it features some homestar stuff, also... *wink*