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Reviews for "Jesus in... The MATRIX"

Gay.

ooh. payback is fair play.

stealmyinternet responds:

payback for what? please email me and tell me so that i can fully know my crimes and cry over whatever wrong i did to you.

BLEW ASS

MY GOD THIS BLEW ASS... and you dont have to tell me you suck balls... i lready know... your mom told me last night as she was sucking mine...you have NO talent whatsoever and need to be drug out back and beaten repetedly with a verry blunt object...i dont care about my grammar because its not worth trying for your slimy ass...BTW i also found you post overly offesive, jesus souldnt be in ANY movie related to violence and is very anti christian... so i think i go back with you r mudder and we should BLAM this peice of craap!!!

stealmyinternet responds:

lol your just pissed becuz i insulted you out on the bbs. Considering you need a flash team to get work done. and i did this all by myself, in 2 days. So you can take your gaping asshole elsewhere. Considering your
skills < mine. Good day... and again you give the SAME argument. Come up with something new. And by the way again you dont back up your claims. I know i have skill, and i know YOU have none. And you must be foreign, since you type like a kid who doesnt speak english. "need to be drug out back?" is that naything like flied lice homo?

You Suck

BALLS! BASTARD!

stealmyinternet responds:

STO REVIEWING MY MOVIES OUT OF SPITE! THATS IT! I HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU WITH HIGHER VOTING POWER... LETS SEE YOU MAKE A MOVIE LETS SEE IT! MUAHAHAHAH!

When all else fails, mock Jesus.

I'd say it was original, but people make shit all over the internet that makes fun of Jesus, so it's not.

What it is, however, is a one-way trip to Hell. You fuck.

You're just a child though. 17. It shows in your work. You laugh at faggot and gay jokes too, don't you?

This movie was shit, as is that mass inside your head. What you need is a punch in the face and a bullet in the brain.

Die, you worthless fuck.

stealmyinternet responds:

AHAHAHAHAHA! You're going to hell asshole, if you believe people should die for making a flash movie. SOMEONE CUT ME ON THE LINE TO THE BIBLE STORE I MUST KILL THEM! ARGGGGGGH! JIHAD.