I started playing thinking it was just a really ambitious and artsy game, but now I see it's satirical. A video would probably have served your cause far more than the efforts you put doing this confusing game with an elongated intro. As others have been saying, there would be a definite place for what you believe the game should be, and it would probably be an awesome game, but this is literally unplayable, as I said, a video would have sufficed.