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Reviews for "Every Man's Refund"

unlike no man's sky, this game is challenging

Skudge responds:

It wouldn't be a very good parody if your life support didn't run out in 0.2 seconds lol. Thanks for the review!

It was okay but nothing spectacular. Cool music though.

Skudge responds:

Thanks! Definetly could've done more, though at the cost of my sanity. I wanted to stop thinking about No Mans Sky, it was damaging my brain lol

I actually made an account just for this.
This was really well done, a light hearted jab to game to a game that was bad only compared to its hype. You stripped it to the base elements and applied them effectivley for the purposes of parody while also not making something shitty (side of the mouth) like some other "parodies", I'm looking at you epic movie.
Even if someone hadn't played no mans sky they would understand your problems with it which is the essence of satire.
keep it up.

Skudge responds:

Appreciate the review, thanks! Honestly this game was just too easy to parody, what with all the lies spewing from Sean's mouth just months before release. I try to not get hyped for games that aren't coming out for a long time, but I watched some gameplay and interviews right before it was released and still just felt like I was tricked into buying basically a walking simulator.

Great game like the comments in the bottom corner. Giving it 4 out of 5 because really wish there was a save feature, Replayed the beginning around 10 times. The loading screen loses some of the charm then. But besides that awesome game greater then the original.

Skudge responds:

Thank you! I would have added a save feature but just ran out of time.

Tbh, this is a really well made game. It has a lot of suprises, and i enjoyed it.

I did have problems though. I found no way to get more energy to my mining laser, and after fixing my ship, (and entering it) i found no way to lift off. (Yes i clicked "W" but it just said that the ship thrusters were empty.)

The game was only fun after i first died, as that was when i was allowed to explore, and when the ship actually worked.

Overall, great game. 3.5 stars, would have gotten 4 if it had shown how to re-fill mining laser and how to lift off ship.

Skudge responds:

Thanks! You have to charge them in your inventory using the minerals that you mine.