While a great experiment, there is little to actually do and i have yet to see any use for the coins the you can collect to impact the game in any meaningful way.
Reviews for "Procedural Dick"
What an odd....erm, game? Had to throw in some stars because that's way too generous of you for an easy 300 achievement points.
Click on the screen, wait 20 seconds. Fight on a boring (planet? ), get back and make the same again. Meh.
But i like the graphics.
While this is a parody, more effort could have been put into it. A wider variety of creatures to discover would have been nice.
The graphics are barely passable for a parody and could obviously use some work.
Some more commentary in game, with variety, would have helped make this parody more unique and interesting.
Alon-Tzarafi responds:
I know. I just did the entirety of the game in 3 days. Art, music, code... so it's all crappy indeed!
But I wrapped it up and released the game just 3 days after No Man's Sky.
Because
1) I wanted to mock it on the same week it was released.
2) I felt too silly for spending time on a parody about a game which... I personally never even intend to play.
"Medals! Who wants free medal?!"
Seriously... the most outstanding thing about this game is how easy is got get 5 medals worth 100 points each while 4 of them you can probably get under a minute... It makes the game really attractive for medal hunters.. I guess, since I've never seen a game which basically throws the most valuable medals at you. Of course if it would be intentional it probably would be looked down upon.
The game itself... basically nothing interesting.