Such an impressive leap forward for video game innovation! I had thought that video games as an art form (haha jk vidya is not art) had already been as developed as they could possibly ever be, but I was WRONG! Who would have thought that not having level designers and getting the random number tables to do all that hard work instead would be the next big thing that revolutionises the entire industry! And I see that your game does such amazing work with this technique, allowing for the biggest, longest, thickest, wartiest, throbbingest, girthiest open world that I have ever seen. I never dreamed games could be like this. I look forward to seeing what the next amazing innovation will be, and how you will maximise its potential and wow us all over again!
Reviews for "Procedural Dick"
5 stars for keeping true to your goal, a perpetual experience of boredom. I won't even ask for my 5 min back you've earned them.
Thanks! Unlike some other game developers out there, I deliver! ;)
1 the game has 360 pad support, worked plug in play. You just entered Steam pro level son.
2 the pixel art is fun and actually pretty dang good.
3 the music is catchy
4 Chicken Wolf... I mean.. do I need to say anything else?
5 The game gave me an erection and I had a dream about being chased by Chicken Wolves with boobs.
5/5 ign
Thank you for the excellent review!
I never make any music so it's nice if somebody enjoyed it at all
Something tells me the dev wasted 60$ and is now salty. Fun game though.
:) While it would certainly make for a funny story,
I didn't waste the 60$.
I didn't even play for a minute the game you think I played, and I knew in advance it wasn't going to be all that great.
And also I never pre-order games :)
Wow, it really is a huge map, how long did it take to draw 10 zambillion meter long map? I bet it took ages
Medals, is nice.
My only grunt is that when I die, there's no way to restart. I really wanted to discover more exotic creatures.
4.666667 / 5