oh no man..
not cool..
their LEGS DIDNT even move!
oh man, i want my 5 minutes back...
Reviews for "Counter-Strike Parody"
I've flushed stuff more interesting than this.
This movie lacks more than I'm willing to list. But here goes: Story, Plot, Humor, Animations, Effort, Skill, Intellengence, a duck, coherence, depth, all the basic fundamentals of a movie production, lasting appeal (or any appeal at all after the first sight of the characters), style, originality, Canadians, credible dialogue, purpose, continuity, romance, drama, integrity, pride, gratitude, libido, space aliens, identity, principle, and last and certainly not least TALENT.
Try not to hang yourself after this review because it would be a shame to waste good rope like that... Just kidding... but you still suck.
boring
maybe u hate that clan so much, but then u could at least make a movie, what has a point in it! tell me honestly, did u laugh when u watched it? the most active thing in there were the dudes eyes. it would be better, it it would had more action, what would had taken less time. too slow movement.
This was terrible.
yeah I know I don't have any flash movies or anything out, I don't know flash and shit, and yes this might have taken some time... I don't know. But fuck you whine like hell and you can't take any criticism.
You wrote this to a guy who said it sucked:
"You amuse me...I reviewed your worthless elevator action movie today and it sucked...I didn't give it straight zero's though, but you give me straight zero's? Well, now I know that you are an under-aged little toddler who can't handle crticism and lacks intelligence and has a small weiner. I'm honest with my reviews, but your just a little small dicked, back woods country bumpkin who fucks his momma all night long and makes cheesy worthless little sprite-flash.
Have a good day, mother fucker."
Yeah... right... *sigh*
This is a paradox, you tell him that he can't take any criticism and yet you go around shouting profanities at everyone who says their oppinions about this movie. Tell me, aren't you exactly like that?
Anyways it was a terrible movie, and I didn't think it was funny. Oh yeah you could try stick men first and get some practise, it might help, and read some books or comics so that you might become funny or learn how to build up a story.
Norway says:
Piss Aut
Azatoth
lame.
but 1 star 4 trying.