Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooooooow paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaced. Iiiiiiiit's aaas aaannnooooyyying toooo reeeaadd thiiiiiiss aaaaaas iiiitt iiiiiis toooo listen toooo the sloooow reeeaaadddiiing. With extra long breaks between each sentence.
Good quality audio though!