A heartwarming story (I really do mean that) and a game that takes some effort to master.
To those who find it unbeatable; wait until you hear the sound of your fat a$$ hitting the stairs before you input the command.
Does that work better? Thought so.
fun game and funny story plus easy medals
My God those jokes! "Defeated by a fat kid falling down the stairs. Just like The Bible foretold!" Hilarious
Well, you know, I'm not quite sure what to say here.
My only major complaint is that losing brings you back to square one. Also, the first few levels are FAR too slow. The last level gets a little ridiculous pretty fast, but hey, it's not that hard.
You really should just drop the life system all together.
Consider using Box2D next time, it'd be cool if this was more free-form physics.
This game... It could only exist on Newgrounds. Nice job.
I liked it, I just thought it controlled kind of weird. Sound and music was good.